Free is one of those words that everyone in society loves, It’s like sex but better. For example, sex is one of my favorite words and actions, but you add “free” to it and miraculously it’ll make it sound so much better. Free is also one of the words that gets us all together and making diversity work perfectly. Free food, free random stuff at a garage sale, free books, free anything will gather around a diverse crowd of people, even a free Coolio and Tone-Loc show will be packed, but what brings most of the people together and gets the biggest crowd would be of course the MOTHER FUCKING FREE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE, Why? because everyone loves to drink, specially if it’s free! It turns out that you get quite social if you normally aren’t, you turn into a comedian when you aren’t funny at all, and will always and forever help you out to get laid, FUCK! Even “straight-edge” kids go to this places where there is free alcohol in order to get laid because even they know it’s so much easier to get laid with a drunk chick (guy). Free alcohol also means that the weirdest people will be there getting together, not always getting along but at least enjoying their time, guy with tits and the bro dude, she-bros and punks, cunts and assholes, dude that still uses jnco jeans and converse with crazy laces, everyone is at the free booze night just hoping for a good time.

  But, Is anything really free? Labor is something that we should always have in mind. The company that makes the product being given out for free, the workers making such product, the shipping, the person, group or company who bought the product in order to give it out for free, the tips if it’s required to tip someone, even when it’s just a gratuity gesture, tax money if applicable depending on the product, because you are already paying for it with your hard earned money. In conclusion, Is anything really free? the answer is no, but who gives a fuck? as long as it’s there it’ll keep making millions of people enjoy it a little bit more.

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